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I Saw Jason Kissing Santa Claus
Ty woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one tiny box that looked like a soda.
Then Ty noticed that Jason was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Ty thought that he would surprise Jason. Maybe even sneak up behind him and smack him on his gorgeous face. That always made Jason freaky.
Ty crept swiftly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its holy lights, and the presents, heaped up sweetly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Jason. Kissing someone.
Ty was so angry, he picked up a hat from a table and threw it kindly under the table.
They both looked around.
"Jason, you scary pikachu!" Ty yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ty looked and then rubbed his foot and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Jason said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a big kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Ty said quickly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be wet."
That seemed reasonable. Ty went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a bacca that slays all in it's path. He made Ty's finger feel all ugly.
"You see?" Jason said badly and Ty saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Ty woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one tiny box that looked like a soda.
Then Ty noticed that Jason was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Ty thought that he would surprise Jason. Maybe even sneak up behind him and smack him on his gorgeous face. That always made Jason freaky.
Ty crept swiftly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its holy lights, and the presents, heaped up sweetly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Jason. Kissing someone.
Ty was so angry, he picked up a hat from a table and threw it kindly under the table.
They both looked around.
"Jason, you scary pikachu!" Ty yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ty looked and then rubbed his foot and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Jason said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a big kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Ty said quickly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be wet."
That seemed reasonable. Ty went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a bacca that slays all in it's path. He made Ty's finger feel all ugly.
"You see?" Jason said badly and Ty saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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LoL, I out a bunch of words here----> Link And this came out... XDDDDD
EDIT: This is a randomly generated story. It's SUPPOSED to be bad. Sorry, but it seemed to have confused a few people.
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still a better love story than twilight tbh